Lottie has a problem. She has all the makings of a perfect princess; a lilting soprano voice, a penchant for all things kind and good, a practiced half-sad-half-happy ingenue smile, and even a cute little button nose. But no one ever casts her.

Why? She’s “not got the look.” She’s “too healthy looking.” She’s ”just not what they’re looking for.” In other words, she’s fat.

But she doesn’t see why this should stop her from living out her princess dreams. And so she invites you to join her for an evening of her favourite tunes, sung by characters she was born to play, but will likely never get to.

By Lottie Dance Featuring Liam Green and Morgan Waters

Ticket Pricing Stages: Tickets are released in stages, with prices increasing over time. Booking early offers the best value and helps secure your place. Tickets are not guaranteed to be available on-the-door. If events are sold out, you can join the waiting list to be notified of any cancellations.

STAGE 1 – Student First Look - Available 27th March - 5th April 2026 STAGE 2 – Public Early Access - Available from 6th April until 4th May 2026 STAGE 3 – Advanced booking - Available from 5th May 2026 until the show date STAGE 4 – On the door - Available one-hour before show start time, in person only

Experience more incredible performances at SparkFest 2026—running from 4-30 May. Discover the full lineup at sparkfest.co.uk.

Plus, 50p from each ticket sold supports emerging creatives through NewSparks. Find out more at sparkfest.co.uk/newsparks.