"Stand still and don't do anything." These are the fundamentals to being an art gallery steward. Mary gets it. Unfortunately for Joe, that just won't do.
When he discovers a talent for sales, chaos ensues. Staged thefts, forged paintings and national headlines are to follow for the damned duo. After all, you can't sell a painting that isn't for sale... but I know someone who can.
Framed or Fortune is a three-hander farce about art, value and what happens when someone finds their true purpose even when they're not supposed to!
By Jeremy Kolker
Ticket Pricing Stages: Tickets are released in stages, with prices increasing over time. Booking early offers the best value and helps secure your place. Tickets are not guaranteed to be available on-the-door. If events are sold out, you can join the waiting list to be notified of any cancellations.
STAGE 1 – Student First Look - Available 27th March - 5th April 2026 STAGE 2 – Public Early Access - Available from 6th April until 4th May 2026 STAGE 3 – Advanced booking - Available from 5th May 2026 until the show date STAGE 4 – On the door - Available one-hour before show start time, in person only
Experience more incredible performances at SparkFest 2026—running from 4-30 May. Discover the full lineup at sparkfest.co.uk.
Plus, 50p from each ticket sold supports emerging creatives through NewSparks. Find out more at sparkfest.co.uk/newsparks. Framed or Fortune Fri 15 May 2026, 7:00PM Burdall's Yard Bath 50+ tickets available BOOK NOW
